We all wanted to be Hal's friend --
                                                                            maybe his mother
                                                                            would give us more food at Welco's.

                                                                            All of us guys wanted to be Hal's friend --
                                                                            maybe he'd share
                                                                            the secrets of his charm with us.

                                                                            We all want to be Hal's friend --
                                                                            maybe he'll fix our cars
                                                                            or help us find a Classic buy.

                                                                            We all want to be Hal's friend --
                                                                            just because he's Hal,
                                                                            honest, open, friendly and real.