Wanted:
A machine that will grade typing papers. By whom??????
Miss Hission

More news on time - Editor

A comb--Carl Stinke

Someone other than Mr York to make out History Questions--Juniors

A market to sell onions--Freshman girls

A real chicken to lay real eggs--Ned Haag

Sun glasses to wear with red cords and yellow shirts---Gerald Vollrath and Charles Haag

Who can tell us how the romance between Jim Waller and Margaret M started?

I see Dolly Keyser is going after some junior boy. It looks like she's doing pretty good too.

What cute redhead is Claire Inman running around with: Be careful Claire: they say redheads are dangerous.

What's Carl B. mad about?
He stepped on one of those scales equipped with a loud speaker and it called out, “One at a time, please.”

What's this about Don Pontius and Jana Lee Coplen going together??? We wonder if these two had a good time on their date the other night and also John Jacobson and Roma Jene Ringle!!!!!!!

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We wonder!!!!!! Why Joy LaMunion wasn't yelling as loudly as usual. Was it because of BEEF!!!!!



Who was Tom Keller with at the Sophomore party last week?????
Give us the dope Tom.

The Junior class has added a TONI fan to the list of
TONI users. Wonder who he is???????

A woman was driving along a country highway in her automobile when she noticed two men climbing a telephone pole a short distance ahead. She turned to her companion in disgust and said: “Those men are fools. They probably think I never drove a car before.”

Mrs. Barr: "What was all that noise?"
Judy: " I was playing bridge with Kenny."
Mother: "Playing Bridge?"
Judy: "Yeah. I stretched him out between two chairs and walked across him!"

Mr Crabby: 'What is pigment?"
Willard N.: "Pork."

Mr Crabby : "Now John, I want you to explain these examination papers. Why do you have all your answers in quotation marks?"
John: ";Just a bit of courtesy to the person sitting to the left of me."
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